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Welcome to the official KGworld channel of comedian/entertainer Alonzo Lerone. Looking for comedy, or just a good laugh? You’re in luck! On this channel, you’ll find a variety of fail compilations showcasing the internet’s funniest and dumbest fails curated by Alonzo Lerone from Twitter, Facebook, advertisements, and much more.
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did anybody else get like a thousand double unskippible ads in this video
Off the top of my head, I like a lot of the sweet scented body sprays and things including fruity and floral scents, but I also like coconut mixed with either mint or lime. I also LOVE a heck ton of beach scents, and I don’t mind pine or those other forest tree type scents either. I don’t mind those crisp and clean autumn scents either. I actually have a really good pumpkin body spray I love using in the fall.
16:33 *a main coon cat is a breed of cat. It's huge. And it's fluffy. But y'all might really be able make the hair it sheds into a rug or carpet.*
I like the smell of pine needles, a nice woody smell and a strong smell
I’m with you, I love scents that are clean & fresh
Notice me senpai
Alonzo: "You should be working for that Harry Potter lady. " Me: "Get a dictionary!"
Spring and summer sweet pea or cherry blossom from bath and beauty xD ik I'm basic, sue me. Fall I like more sugary smells, vanilla, sugar cookie, or cinnamon. Winter: peppermint all the way. I wana smell like a friggin candy cane! XD
Armani Mania, Cashmere Mist, Tommy Girl are a few of my favs
The seriousness of him realizing he didn't know if you could return scents 🤣🤣🤣
Why did he have to say "this brush is overreach" like that 🤣🤣🤣
You can return perfume Alonzo! I did the other day at Macys!
Yes. Maine Coon is a breed of cat. They're known for being very large compared to most common housecat breeds and they shed a lot.
8:18 I believe that brush is Kylie Jenner’s and they are crazy expensive, like they shouldn’t be, I dont think they are that great, that’s why everyone is being sarcastic 😂😂
I like sweet stuff like vanilla or sugar cookies
I just found your channel yesterday and I’m currently quarantined because my family has covid and I’m really sad cuz I can’t do literally anything but your videos are really funny and make me laugh and it’s just making these two weeks better
I love his videos so much!! But honestly it seems like his laughs are fake/forced. Which makes them less funny.
Citrus smells
*WHY DO U KNOW WHAT A "WOODY" SMELL LIKE ALONZO!!!*
I'm almost here for his reactions more than the actual content 😂😂😂
I’m pretty much the same with smells. My body wash is always baby powder scented and I love a good whiff of the laundry when it comes out the tumble dryer
👀 = the people in Michigan when he said, “what is a Robin’s egg?” 😂 I love how different state to state is, it fascinates me and fuels my want and passion for travel. Robin’s are Michigan’s State Bird😊 And it’s illegal to kill them here!
Keep up the awesome good job
I love to smell like Axe body spray
I prefer citrus scents or floral scents like something with spiced orange fragrance for a lotion. Or a jasmine and Japanese cherry blossom for fragrance.
A French "wiggle"? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My goodness, I love a lot of scents but in different forms. Example being I love baked foods in candle form but I hate it in body wash or perfume. Another example is my body wash is coffee and coconut while my perfume is coconut paradise.
The wheezing makes my day 10x better 😂
I have a dictionary. I need a grammar book.
I’m with you Alonzo. My favorite scent on a person is clean. No intense fragrance.
Lip stains from Sephora, Purple bottle poison in evening, SJP Lovely for work, Jasmine for a date, Obsession for daytime. Since infected with Covid in May, I still have headaches with any scent, cannot use any right now.
Hahaha... One day I was sitting at a light leaving a little strip mall... I look to my left instinctively, and then boom... Some lady on her phone (in a very nice new suv) slammed into a lightpole that had a concrete base.... I laughed so hard my makeup was running down my face... It was during the pandemic... There wasn't another car for at least the length of a foot ball field in any direction... And my children got a lesson in why you dont mess with your phone while driving...
I have a Maine Coon. He is 26lbs. They get really big.
@Teresa Trimm Awesome! I was so mad at PC for the ending of the series. Grrr! LOL
@Kimberly Farrell yes
@Teresa Trimm he sounds really handsome! Is he Erebus from the House of Night books?
@Kimberly Farrell I have great pics of him. His name is " Erebus Little Dark Lord of Dark Darkness". We call him Erebus. He is black with a gray mane.
Oh how I wish I could see pix! I had a Weegie when I was in HS and gadzooks was he huge! There was a Maine Coon breeder several years ago who had a line that would stand 3ft off the floor at the shoulder and over 5ft on the back paws! I'm 5'2" and their biggest was taller than me when he "meercated".
My favorite scents? Jasmine. Wood stove on a cold morning. Fire smoke, from burning wood. Gonesh Dragons blood, sage, and frankincense Insence Paris cafe candle- B&BW. Leaves- B&BW Warm apple cider with cinnamon.
okay you need to do a video of you naming makeup HAHAHAHAHAHA and tag me at the bottom so I can see it.. or just make it HAHAHA
3:27 because a makeup brush can't whine about doing homework, whine while procrastinating about doing it, and then still go off like an Energizer Bunny afterwards...
Yes, there is a breed of cat called a Maine Coon, and they're beautiful! They're much larger than regular house cats, and their fur is longer. You can find pictures online.
There's a cologne for men that I like to wear, even though I'm a woman. It's called Royall Spyce, and it smells like a mixture of cinnamon, cloves, ginger and probably some other spices as well. The same company makes Royall Lyme, which I also like. It smells just like fresh lime juice.
unscented everything, no perfume or cologne!
You need to do another makeup review video 😂
ALONZO do a video of you guessing girl products😂
why is NO ONE talking about his guesses of the proper name for make up products😭- foundation=fondue palette= couplet💀💀💀
Alonzo- I love you because you’re fucking hilarious... however. For somebody that always tells people to get a dictionary, you sure don’t have half a clue of common phrases and words that folks use when you’re reading these dumbest fails 😭😭😭😭
8:36 beauty blender 🤣
After i listen to you I have a headache(bit loud) but I enjoy getting it.
My scent is the brand Montale fragrance is Cafe Intense
Ommfg 🤣💀🙌🏽🤣
Damn, I wanna know what some of these products are!
Did anyone else get an ad ticker for his only fans acct for uncensored scenes at 7:41??? This man has an only fans?? For what??
It’s just for behind the scenes and unposted clips!
My favorite scent right now is eucalyptus and tea tree/mint. I got body wash that is that smell and essential oils with both oils in it together it’s so nice
The little cuplet???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
6:16 I wish there was a candle scented like chicken adobo
Note to self: never buy any mascara or eye liner online bc as soon as u do ur boyfriend will break up with you, but dont worry at least your eye liner/mascara will be on fleek even if the rest of u looks like a disaster 🤣🤣🤣
I dont like woody scents either, it smells weird, like bro ur a human, NOT a Tree!!! 😐🙄
If I ever payed 400.00 dollars on a blending brush it better be magic and make me look like kim Kardashian
The only scents I can stand with my allergies is fruity smells, and not much else. I can't even walk down the laundry isle at the store. I like the way some scents smell, but then I get headaches, my eyes water and sometimes my throat will even itch and start to close. I hate when people put on so much of a scent that you can smell them coming and the smell hangs around when they leave. Just because you are used to the smell doesn't mean that you need to wear more. Please God just...don't.
You did that one time, Lorenzo.. wear makeup...lol
Lorenzo, click on the more... to read the rest of the comment. 😂
Pat Butcher is an iconic character from the british soap Eastenders.
People have very creative ways to be brutally honest.
My favorite perfume is DKNY Be Delicious (green apple).
Who else would think it would be an interesting video of him doing someone’s makeup and see how it turns out 💁🏽♀️
These reviews are crazy! I just can't get enough!
Listen... if Imma pay $30+ for an unnecessary item then dammit, it better perform. It better impress. It better make me stare at it with the same love I have for french fries. If 'Can You Stand the Rain' don't play when I look at it, ion want it. Also, what breed of dog is your dog? Cuz some breeds fart more than others, no joke lol
I prefer something sweet, incense, fresh, or floral
I got sick of all the Karen's and found your channel and would like to say, good work. You make me laugh so hard, I sleep so much better. Keep it coming!!!
Please do another episode, I have tears in my eyes
You can return perfume & cologne if you don’t like it.
I once got drunk and woke up to Chinese food in my hair. Unfortunately my eyeliner was all over my face too.
I wear Gourmand. 🤤
I like Bvulgari Extreme
6:58 - “Idk if you cannnn”🤣🤣🤣😂😭💀
lol o my gosh this lady wrote a whole essay about some crappy product
dang what is make up? A God
"At least my eye makeup is intact, even though the rest of me isn't." 😏 "My dogs farts smell more pleasant...", "If y'all say woody... just unsubscribe." 😲 Ohhh myyy goood lord! $300 for a frickin blending brush!? Seriously!?? Ridiculous...
Personally I like the older sugar daddy scents for perfume but I think that's just the parental issues speaking
Why so many ads?
The Maine Coon is the largest domesticated cat breed. It has a distinctive physical appearance and valuable hunting skills. It is one of the oldest natural breeds in North America, specifically native to the US state of Maine, where it is the official state cat.
Shoe Cobbler: a mender or maker of shoes and often of other leather goods.
You were doing evil, by getting high and you felt like you were possessed, evil attracts evil.
It is very unwise to get involved with groups of evil people, like the mafia.
Evil comes to those who do evil.
It is evil to sell your children.
It is evil to want to sell anyone for anything.
Please, pray for everyone.
I like good fruity scents
Maine Coon is a real cat breed 😸
Offensive male perfume 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Damn I cannot imagine makeup that lasts through all that. I guess I just buy the cheap shit 🤣
Seems like all girls need is a harrowing experience with intoxication while wearing your product in order for them to pledge the rest of their lives to it 🤷♀️
In tack 🤣
Alonzo you should react to the funniest yelp reviews
Omg Video idea: you should follow a makeup tutorial❤️😂😂😂😂😂
Ok I have to admit they are funny but thank god they are specific when it comes to details because you never know what you're getting into when buying things
My favorite smell is money. I like to smell rich. Which also means I need to smell clean and just teeny bit masculine.
Try Georgi Armani Agua Di Gio!!!! Best cologne ever! Don't know if I spelled it right, but just search Agua Di Gio and you'll find it!
I like ones that just smell clean too tbh ion like the strong stuff
Teakwood tho is good af
Most definitely can return perfume and Cologne, sometimes the chemical makeup smells good in the bottle but doesn't work with your natural smell
As someone who works in retail, it depends on which store you get it at but usually no you can't return it if it's opened they can't take it back.
16:32 "Do cats breed? Y'all please don't it's holiday season ok" - Alonzo Lerone 2020... Sounds like you are asking for cats to not breed when you write it out.
10:02... To be fair if you have never seen it spelled out I could see mixing up intact and in tack, it's not a spelling mistake but rather a bone apple tea.