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Welcome to the official KGworld channel of comedian/entertainer Alonzo Lerone. Looking for comedy, or just a good laugh? You’re in luck! On this channel, you’ll find a variety of fail compilations showcasing the internet’s funniest and dumbest fails curated by Alonzo Lerone from Twitter, Facebook, advertisements, and much more.
I always awnsered questions like that too, when i was in high school. It was not because i was dumb. it was because the questions were so easy, that it was annoying to awnser them the right way. i was always sarcastic (i'm dutch and have no clue how you spell awnser(ed) :P)
"what did mahatma gandhi and genghis khan have in common" LITERALLY NOTHING??
4:55 I said going to a play...
Sorry that clear says effectively can you not read at your ripe old age?
The Abraham Lincoln question, I thought it was gonna say "He died." or something like that. 😅😅😂😂😂😂
I say both dah-tuh and day-tuh but I probably use the second pronunciation of data most
So you trying to lie to us about not knowing what Moonwalk is?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 intercontinental 🤣🤣
What the heck do you mean you've never heard of magma in your life!?🤨 I guess you never heard of volcanoes 🤣
The handwriting doesn't look like kids are writing these lol
This guy trying to pass off a calendar as his brother's textbook 🤦🏻
4:56 alonzo... abraham lincoln is on mount rushmore-
I worked at a baker and we found a bag and thought the baker took flour with him and let it in the van but it wasn't flour
😆
1:06 it is the Star of David. symbol of Judaism.
Cleaning the drains (the ones on the floor) then having to get up and makes somebodys food... even tho I washed my hands it was like wtf....
alonzo do you always fall out of your chair?
The 12 decibels lol
The Mary and Joseph one was partially right because Joseph and Mary had a baby named Jesus but they didn’t have planes back then they traveled to Bethlehem on a camel and pontius pilot was named in the niccene creed
Magma is molten rock
Out here calling the Star of David a pentagram
Summarize is the correct spelling in America. It seems like this is a class in the U.K.
Where I used to work we found a used condom on a plate.
Entangled 🤣🤣🤣😭😭
We say data
Just writing 'data' doesn't help I say "Day-ta"
I need that shirt sir..carry on
These remind me of my mock exams. I would give a joke answer then the real one. The teacher said it was the best paper he’d ever marked.
Columbus didn’t discover American, because in order to discover something you have to be the first one there. NEWS FLASH NAIVE AMERICANS WHERE THERE FIRST!!!
Magma is Lava
Pestalotiopsis microspora is endophytic fungus capable of breaking down and digesting polyurethane. (It can eat plastic)
It's data not data😂😂
The star thing is either one of the two well two of the two 1: to summon Satan or the star of David to represent Jews
At 1:06 it’s the Star Of David, something Jewish people have. I’m not Jewish though
Alanzo come on 😂 you didn't pay attention in school did you
i say Date-uh
Yo, my big brother! Hahahha what is the hardish? 😆😆😆
if he had swapped "intercontinental" with "incontinent" he might have gotten it 100% right
I think you're on to something there!
"cold war" Well ice cream is cold, right?
Jesus Christ loves everyone and you 😊😊
This kid had a handwriting identity crisis through these questions.
I was like the wimpy kid in Elementary school. I was friends with the nurse and the lunch lady.
Finally a Buffy reference! 10:43 🤣 That kid is my new best friend!
Magma😂 is the stuff from volcanoes how do you not know that? 🤣
It’s data 🙄 duh
Question: Who said 'i think, there for I am'? Me: I would've said billie eilish 😂😂
I watched the queen, it is like a show about the lives with actors but is based off the real lives. I loved it
All Jewish people offended as he calls the star of david a pentagram 😂😂
99.98% is very specific.
Incontinent.😆Unable to control your bladder and bowel.
The craziest thing I've seen while working at a restaurant was a father holding his son up while he peed on the mirror in the restroom. He got black listed from the place and I had to scrub the whole bathroom because of that incident.
Magma is lava I think
Boy you know less than someone in middle school, god damn, you don't kno wSHIT, do ya?
10:52 Assess.. Not Asses. Meaning examine.
1:06 Alonzo: Is that a Pentagram? Me: No, that's the Star of David. It's from the Jewish Religion..
"Pontius PILOT" 😆
Japanese comics are call Manga
PLEASE enlighten me...what was he talking about with the bags at the bakery? I’m so lost.
I would not make a video like this if I were him, I haven't been in school for like 18 years and I can still answer 98% of these questions.
English people say day-ta. Americans say Dah-ta.
Abraham Lincoln is in the Boxing Hall of Fame. At least that's something I read while cruising around on the internet. So I could be wrong, but it honestly wouldn't surprise me.
Magma is the hot molten rock under the earth's crust and it becomes Lava after it come out of the earth's crust... for example when a volcano erupts..
Mount Rushmore. That's the rock Lincoln is on. 😁
“I didn’t know Lincoln’s face was in a rock!” bruh
The Crown is a drama based on Queen Elizabeth's reign from 1940's to modern times. My mom loves that series. 10/10 would recommend. My mom and I are both history nuts so we love the show. If I'm not mistaken their is fictional and non fictional stuff in the show. That I'm not 100 percent. My mom knows so much about history she knows things that the history books never taught us.
6:27 I know that's right, Alonzo.
Bedbugs everywhere in the ingredients for icecream, had to change in the parking lot
The Abraham Lincoln one I think is help the slaves a LITTLE or a lot ion remember💀💀
anyone else say billie eilish on the (who said “i think, therefore i am”?) 😂😂😂😂
am i the only one that noticed he asked us how we say data? BOI you’re only gonna see comments 😂 so i don’t think we can help you😂😂😂😂 all he gonna see is a sea of comments just goin “i say data” and he’s not gonna get how we’re sayin it 😂😂😂💀💀💀 just me? ight. 👌🏻😂
He used a rule
I'm a chef in Melbourne Australia I worked at a family restaurant and we had a dead body dumped in the rubbish bin out the back
Magma is just lava. One is used for inside the earth and the other is for outside the earth. The person who wrote this misread the word to way manga.
🙋♀️🙋♀️ Restaurant worker here!! Half living RAT fell from the ceiling during business hours. My boss, (the EKM) STOMPED ON IT!! I will never forget how spine chilling the crunch sound that came from beneath his shoe.. Restaurant was in a strip mall and shared a crawl space with a grimy ass place. I quit shortly after that. It was " The straw that broke the camel's back " on a long list of other nasty shit I saw there.
Who said ‘i think, therefore i am’? kids answer: i did my answer: BILLIE EILISH
Abraham Lincoln's greatest achievement (in the creepy category) is having a huge portrait of himself hanging over my mom's bed next to the portrait of Mr. Rogers. Ya.... my mom's weird.....
I was laughing so hard when he tried to pronounce the names from the Bible😂😂😂😂
7:27 “I think, therefore I am” - Billie Eilish
Magma is lava before it erupts- Alonzo I’m gonna need you to read an encyclopedia.
I have a funny answer my little sister did can I share it?😂
Lincoln issued the Emancipation Proclamation
The berlin wall was built because Russia was against Russia. Those who lived in south Russia was separated from North Russia because of what the leader believed and families were separated and those who tried to escape from north Russia were shot and killed. On sight.
I'm honestly amazed that Alonzo is a grown man and he's NEVER heard of "Magma" in his entire life
Going off of what you asked about the weirdest things we’ve seen at work. I also work at a bakery and the previous boss I had (I only had a few weeks with her because she passed the family bakery to her sister) would find the donut holes wed drop on the floor and shed pick them up and eat them.
The beginning was world history I believe
Craziest thing I’ve seen while working at a fast food place: two rats crawling in the lights
Magma is basically lava before it’s erupted from the earth ,either by volcano or crack in the earth
7:26 Billie Eilish
Alonzo that’s the Star of David 😂
"And Pontius was their pilot" took me OUT 💀😂😂😂
I say data
The Crown is not a documentary. It is based on true events that a writer close to the royal family has written. I'm sure some parts are made up due to theatrics but it is very accurate and true to real events. I think its excellent! There are several seasons so be patient for Princess Diana. It is by far the most interesting. I would highly recommend!
Yeah, the crown is about real events that actually happened, I know that because I’m related to them
12:51 magma is basically like lava that isn't ready to erupt.(please don't judge me if this is wrong)
I don’t work at a restaurant but one time my brother was trying to get more food (this is at golden coral) and there were no tongues so he used his hand then a worker yelled at him because he used his hand.we never went to golden coral seance
13:23 suppose to say adulthood not adultery Adultery mean when you cheating on your spouse
I think instead of intercontinental they meant incontinence
And ALONZO IM SHOCKED U DNT KNO WHT REDUNDANCY MEANS UR A SMART MAN SMH U ACTUALLY DO THIS DOING SOMETHING OVER&OVER THE SAME BORING WAY BECOMES REDUNDANT.
NO CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS STOLE 🇺🇸 FROM THE NATIVE AMERICANS BC THEY WERE ALREADY HERE .THANKSGIVING WAS MADE OUT OF WHT THE NATIVE AMERICANS ALREADY HAD HARVESTED 🌽 OTHER VEGETABLES 🌽 🌶 🍅 AND I DNT LIKE THT ITS IN HISTORY BOOKS WE CELEBRATE SOMEBODY AS A NATIONAL HOLIDAY FOR STEALING FROM AN ENTIRE CLASS OF PPL WRONG ALL THE WAY WRONG NATIVE AMERICANS ARE OWED A LOT ITS THEIR HOLIDAY THE WAY I SEE IT THANKSGIVING IS A PAGAN HOLIDAY IT TOO STOLEN FRON NATIVE AMERICANS FROM ALL THEY GREW SHOWED THE THEIF CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS HOW TOO GROW CROP WHT TOO DO SMFH JUS LIKE AFRICAN AMERICANS WE BUILT A LOT OF WHT U SEE WE DNT GET CREDIT FOR SMFH!!!!
Alonzo...magma is the liquid state of rock while it’s still inside a volcano. When the volcano erupts, it’s then called lava. 💀
Alonzo... Mount Rushmore! Come on now. I know you are intelligent. Do we need a dictionary for important landmarks now??