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Welcome to the official KGworld channel of comedian/entertainer Alonzo Lerone. Looking for comedy, or just a good laugh? You’re in luck! On this channel, you’ll find a variety of fail compilations showcasing the internet’s funniest and dumbest fails curated by Alonzo Lerone from Twitter, Facebook, advertisements, and much more.

  • a lady did that in the complex, the car went backwards and ran her over into a ditch she lives but duh, don't leave small kids in running cars

    Rudyard KiplingRudyard Kipling10 саат мурун
  • 3:21 I’m dead I’m alive but I’m dead

    Tée T-WTée T-W14 саат мурун
  • When I like 4 or 5 it was a school day and my mama was getting me dress and when she walked out the room to go get my sock I went in her closet and got into a tote of shoes and put clothes all over me and all I saw was my mom and my sister walk back and forth calling my name and it’s a two way closet

    Lowkii. breeLowkii. breeКүн мурун
  • I know what I did at 6 months this old because my parents tell me

    Faith BrownFaith BrownКүн мурун
  • Okay I’m sorry. For that one where they are the ant and it tasted like windex... How did they know what Windex tastes like???

    Isabel OjedaIsabel Ojeda2 күн мурун
  • Dumbest thing I did as a kid. When I was at a doc visit, I was bored. So I was cracking the door open and peeking out. My mom and sister said you better quit before you get caught. So as I m peeking out the doc approaches. Out of fear I shove the door closed and caught my bottom lip in the door! The doc freed me as he entered then proceeded to scold my sister and mom for laughing uncontrollably... I still have big lips!!!

    chester carlislechester carlisle3 күн мурун
  • Okay when I was like two I ate a lightbulb and when I was in 6th grade to get out of school I pretended I couldn't feel my legs I ended up going to the hospital where I continued to pretend I couldn't feel my legs then I had to get blood drawn it was all a lie but we found out I had a low white blood cell count the next day at school I told everyone I had major health issues and that they should all leave me alone bc I was very antisocial

    AxelAxel3 күн мурун
  • Sometimes at school when I was younger and really hungry I would eat pebbles, dirt, and dust. I also enjoyed chalk. I like how dry they tasted on my tongue. I was doing this until I was ten years old. I also ate a piece of cabinet and took a big bite whenever I needed a snack. Mom never found out. I did this when I was ten. My friends and I would also snack on the raw onions growing near the playground at school. We used to eat them in front of the teachers while they judged us. Looking at us like we were crazy. We were. I tried to put my finger in a pencil sharpener too. I use to used scissors to cut off the pieces of skin around my nail. When I was younger I also believed there were snakes under my bed. My mom said it was because my grandma did voodoo. I'm also very scared of vacuums because I believe to this day that if I get too close it will suck up my toes. I used to sleep on the floor because I liked it more than my soft comfy bed. I used to eat paper too. Last one I liked to dance naked.

    A Billion Bears and meA Billion Bears and me3 күн мурун
  • When I was about 4-5, my parents listened to the radio a lot. I didn’t really understand how they got random songs to play all the time, so I started to believe that all the singers and bands were playing every time a song played. I didn’t realize they recorded the songs before. So, whenever my parents would turn on the radio, I would throw a tantrum and say “those singers probably want to go home! Don’t make them sing again!!” My parents didn’t understand at all. One time when we were driving, my parents turned the radio on. I got so mad so I unbuckled and reached forward and slapped the radio in the car. I started screaming and crying because it hurt so much and my parents had to pull over to buckle me back up and we had to stop and wrap my arm up since I slapped the car so hard.

    Zoe MarcusZoe Marcus3 күн мурун
  • When I was in pre-school, there was a few toys that we played with that I got really attached to and ended up taking them home. When my parents asked me about them, I had said that I won them as a prize for some stupid contest or something. One I specifically remember was a “silly face contest” which jeez Louise I don’t know WHY my parents believed it 😂 But in like 5th or 6th grade, the huge amount of overwhelming guilt had caught up with me and on the way home from school I broke down crying and told my mom that I had stolen them, thinking she was gonna be so pissed. She wasn’t, but to appease my guilt she took me back to my preschool where I could apologise for my heinous crimes 🤷‍♀️

    Panic! In The TimelinePanic! In The Timeline4 күн мурун
  • My mom told me when I was 3 years old she completely freaked out after she found me sitting on the floor eating a broken light bulb. I wasn't cut up or anything but it gave her a good scare.

    Emily WilliamsEmily Williams5 күн мурун
  • Apparently we were all very stupid 5 year olds 🤣

    Zoe GrayZoe Gray6 күн мурун
  • Eeeee

    Your local crackheadYour local crackhead6 күн мурун
  • When Alonzo read a comment saying"A child tried to look under a pregnant woman's skirt to see de baby,It reminded of Grownups 2 when Adam Sandler said he told his son that babies come from their mother's poop n the kid always went to the bathroom too stare at his mom's poop to check if babies do come from poop😂😂😂💔

    Thandeka NkosiThandeka Nkosi6 күн мурун
  • Primary school is the school you go to between the ages of 4-11 in Britain and PVA glue is the glue we used in primary school

    Aaron CotterAaron Cotter7 күн мурун
  • So my parents told me that when I was 3 we were sitting outside on the porch and I randomly get up and start running. I ran right into a barbecue pit ( I think that is what it is called). I did not get hurt badly though. Another story they told me is that I ran into a crib and got stitches on my forehead, I was still 3. Apparently I ran into a bunch of different things as a kid.

    Rain BrightRain Bright7 күн мурун
  • Lol I'm dying! 6:40 " an an-* awkward silence when he is watching cash* lol can't stop laughing btw im savanna

    Debbie WoosleyDebbie Woosley7 күн мурун
  • When I was little my mom told me to get two vines from our tree because both me and my brother where going to get a woopin when I came back with the vines I was crying like crazy, my little brother asked why u crying she didn't hit us yet, and I answered, " because I'm stupid, I got a tiny vine for you and my vines bigger than me😭!!! I'm going to die because I'm an idiot!!! My mom was at the top of the stairs laughing her butt off 🤣😂

    lulu brasillulu brasil8 күн мурун
  • I've done stupid stuff putting 9 volt battery in wallet yelling through plug socket holes in school you name it.

    Shannon WilsonShannon Wilson9 күн мурун
  • Make a part 7

    Ashton RichmondAshton Richmond12 күн мурун
  • Primary school is what you guys call middle school but primary school stops at sixty grade

    Tawayna HemmingsTawayna Hemmings12 күн мурун
  • I don't know exactly how old I was for sure anywhere from 4-7 but I was on the computer and I randomly decided I wanted a roasted marshmallow so I stuck a marshmallow on a pencil and tried to roast it over a lit candle. It didn't work and my mom woke up from her nap to the smell of some of her tax papers burning because somehow they caught on fire. Also when I was around 13 or 14 I tried to put a candle out by waving a blanket. It worked and nothing started on fire but there was candle wax everywhere that was still on the walls and ceiling like 4 or 5 years later. I'm going to be 29 soon and my mom still freaks out when I'm around candles.I also tried to set my mom up with almost every guy we saw starting when I was like maybe 4. It apparently got to the point where whenever I saw a guy I'd immediately just say "I suppose you're already married too". To add some clarity my mom and father got divorced when I was really young and I just wanted a new dad.

    Tarskds FoodsTarskds Foods13 күн мурун
  • primary school is just elementary school we just call it different in the Caribbean

    Tae’s nationTae’s nation13 күн мурун
  • Primary school is grade 1 to grade 6 Grade 7 to grade 9 is junior secondary school (Nigeria)

    Ebuka ChukasEbuka Chukas13 күн мурун
  • Dumbest thing I did when I was 5 or 6, I used to put lipgloss on myself and then practice kissing my playroom door. Lets just say when my mom would ask me why there was a bunch of lipstick on the back of the door, I acted like my friend had done it. Never me lmao.

    Olivia WOlivia W13 күн мурун
  • so no one saw u punch the lotion...?

    megan griffinmegan griffin14 күн мурун
  • One of the dumbest things I did as a kid was stick my hand in an muffler. I was 10 or 11 at the time. When I went to pull my hand out, I cut my wrist. It never blead, but it cut me to the bone. My father gave me a belt to bite down on while he sprayed it with carburator cleaner and his employee super glued it back together. My father was surprised that I barely cried. To this day, I still have a big scar on my right wrist.

    Fat Boy's GarageFat Boy's Garage14 күн мурун
  • PVA glue is like embers glue but like the liquid glue and primary school (if I’m not wrong) is preschool or kindergarten (correct me if I’m wrong)

    Naomi_cochran._.Naomi_cochran._.14 күн мурун
  • I was told around 1 year old I ate the nose off one of my grandmother's nativity set figures Also, around 3 years old my mother ordered pizza and while everyone else was in one room I snuck into the kitchen and ate all the cheese off of the pizza but left the sauce and pizza dough and closed the box back up no one realized what I did till 20 or 30 minutes later they thought it was the dogs til they found me finishing the last bit of cheese with sauce all over my hands and face

    trunell jacksontrunell jackson14 күн мурун
  • When I was little I heard the smoke detector in the kitchen go off. They always said in school if there was a fire to Stop, Drop, and Roll. I guess I missed the part where you were supposed to be on fire at the time, and I wasn’t quite sure when to stop. So my mom found me just rolling back and forth on the living room floor 😂😂😂

    SilverCheetah-the-Yautja-AmbuSilverCheetah-the-Yautja-Ambu14 күн мурун
  • I snorted chalk powder And no I was not a kid lol Got me me proper I'll and a high temperature 🤣

    Viktória BaloghViktória Balogh14 күн мурун
  • I remember my first thought ....I was 3. My father put me in my wooden high chair with eggs, toast and a fork. He had to go downstairs to light the fire (wood furnace). I was far away from any sockets or anything dangerous. But I notice how the fork could fit into the socket and I reached forward and leaned so far that my high chair tipped over and slammed on the floor (it was a very old high chair -handed down. Very heavy). I cried because I got a fright. I don't remember whether I hurt myself or not but I do remember my father clambering up the stairs cursing because he got a fright....so I mean...there are people who can remember some things. I have a idedic memory. I can remember A LOT of things. Especially phone numbers.

    thesorry girlthesorry girl14 күн мурун
  • Ok so when i was 6 I decided to grab everything in my kitchen, AND I MEAN EVERYTHING, and spill it all over my walls and floor, i was with my older cousin he was about 19 and he heard something downstairs and came running to find me on the floor spilling some juice on my masterpiece. When my mom got home i legit ran out of the house to the backyard and it was raining and i fell on a puddle

    HEYBITCH RataHEYBITCH Rata15 күн мурун
  • My brother and I (6 & 5yo) decided to make a swimming pool cause we didn't have one, my brother did most of the work by blocking the doors with towels and putting hosepipe in the house, needless to say my brother got a big ass whooping while I just swimmed past my dad.

    Louis Jitae Van TubergenLouis Jitae Van Tubergen16 күн мурун
  • I always love your videos!

    Devaun ChandlerDevaun Chandler16 күн мурун
  • I hope this makes it to the next video but when i was about 4 years old i was making bracelets on my bed when i fell asleep.I woke up at like 1 am complaining of ear pain my mom thinking i just had a scratch in my ear took a flash like and saw a bead half way down my ear.Her not wanting to go to the ER at 1 am because her child was stupid made me stand with my head on her lap for 45 minutes with a medicine syringe squirting water down my ear until it came out i have never slept with anything smaller than my ear again

    Carolina HawkinsCarolina Hawkins16 күн мурун
  • When my sister was 5 years old she put a dry bean in his nose, and she didn't tell my parents nothing, because she was afraid my mom would weep his ass, until my dad notice that the nose start to swallow, when he looked better in his nose the bean started to sprout, he took her to hospital right away(the bean was smal one)

    kikka adrianakikka adriana16 күн мурун
  • I just realized he reminds me of cuba gooding junior now I can’t unsee it

    Morgan BullockMorgan Bullock17 күн мурун
  • I ran into a door knob.... lol.. now I get a lot of headaches😎🤙

    Rachel RuizRachel Ruiz17 күн мурун
  • The absolute DUMBEST thing ive done as a kid was that i thought it was smart to light a candle wit a popsicle stick..i ALMOST BURNED MY KITCHEN DOWN,btw i was 9-🤣🤣🤣

    XxCaramelichuxXXxCaramelichuxX17 күн мурун
  • Not myself but my brother. I was 9 and my brother 6. My brother watched me get an eyelash out of my eye that was bothering me. So I guess he decided that the logical thing to do was try to pull out all of his eyelashes. My mom had to put eye liner where the missing chunks of lashes would be before we went to school the next morning. We both got in trouble.

    AbiRdiEtOldMeAbiRdiEtOldMe18 күн мурун
  • If you call 911 and hang up, they usually call back. If no one answers (or I guess if a police officer is patrolling nearby) they send someone to the address.

    Ashley BakerAshley Baker19 күн мурун
  • When I was one I lit a match and set the chair I was sitting on, on fire. We still have the chair and every time I go hey there’s the hole I caught on fire as a baby

    Emma WoodEmma Wood19 күн мурун
  • Dumbest thing I did as a kid: I was about 8 or 9 and I had an empty popcorn tin and some old things I didn't want anymore. So, instead of being logical and just throwing them away, my little pyro of a brain decided why not climb on the kitchen chair and get the matches from the top cabinet. So I go back up stairs into my brothers old room and light a match and set the tin on fire. Next thing I know, there's flames and lots of smoke; so I quick open the window and let the smoke blow out and pray like hell my dad or any one who works with him (he worked just down the road from our house and was constantly driving by to get to the cattle yard behind our house) wouldn't see and call 911 or worse send my dad home cause he'd kick my ass. After countlessly running up and down the stairs for glasses of water, I had managed to put the fire out and got rid of the smoke, but the carpet where I had it was burned and there was soot on the walls. So, I had to do major cleaning and rearranging before my parents got home 😂. Managed to hide the burned carpet for about 9 or 10 years until I had to confess cause we were moving - did I mention, it wasn't our house😬.

    Nicole LaffertyNicole Lafferty19 күн мурун
  • My brother and I was about 3 and my cat had just gave birth so my brother and I thought it would be a good idea to go take one of her baby for a bath 5 minutes later my mom came in there and my brother is just on the floor crying and my mom asked what happened I told here we gave the kitty a bath .

    Brionna LachneyBrionna Lachney20 күн мурун
  • When i was like 4 or 5 me and my family were on our way home and we stopped at a gas station. My mom went in to go pay for the gas and I was waiting in the car with my brother and sister. I told my siblings to tell my mom that I went in to go to the bathroom when she came back to the car. So I go in and use the restroom and I come back out to get back in the car and I see my mom driving away. I'm was so sad and confused I started to ball my eyes out until she came back. Turns out that my brother and sister didn't tell my mom that I went in to to go to the bathroom. The only reason she noticed I wasn't there is that she started talking to me and nobody responded. I got a whole tub if ice cream after that and my siblings got nothing😂😏

    Laura BrownLaura Brown20 күн мурун
  • Lmfao @ the lotion punch @ 3:20 😂 exposed! Hahaha

    Livvy RaeLivvy Rae20 күн мурун
  • Can you do the dumbest thing we saw our dads do?

    Suzy the CockatooSuzy the Cockatoo20 күн мурун
  • It wasn’t me but the girls in my ELEMENTARY SCHOOL....as in 4 graders used to shove vodka filled tampons up their 😺 to get drunk

    Blue BerryBlue Berry21 күн мурун
  • Can we just address this at 3:20? What are you trying to hide? He said "oh" then WHAM! Lotion bottle has disappeared😅🤣🤣🤣😂 NOICE!!

    SirJixroSirJixro21 күн мурун
  • I don't know if this counts but it's funny; When I was growing up I had a bad speech impediment and one of my favorite toys were toy trucks and I was with my parents at Walmart looking for a new toy (I was like 6, okay) and I was trying to say "I want the truck!" and instead I said "I want the (F-word)"

    EnbyGaming0EnbyGaming021 күн мурун
  • When I was in 8th grade I was in class with some friends, it was Wednesday and maybe about 10 am or 11 am and we decided we wanted to order pizza. We looked up places that delivered to our location. We were short on money so we asked a teacher for money and they gave it to us. We ended up ordering the pizza and some time after it came. (Mind you, this is a middle school in a mall and don't be jealous it was a dry mall🚶🏾). But anywho, this was only between our small group and when one of the kids went to go to the elevator to get the pizza some kid who was high followed him even after we SPECIFICALLY told the bird brain not to. Since the teacher only allowed us to go down stairs and not the other kid he called the principal and she called our parents and told them, we didn't even get the pizza either cause the teachers ate it. After that people started putting gum in the principal's chair and it was the highlight of our year. 😁

    jsdejsde22 күн мурун
  • I thought a tata trot was women running with there tatas out to find out it’s to raise money for breast cancer

    somm sommsomm somm22 күн мурун
  • The chaos towards the end😂. My Goodness!!

    Sanele SimelaneSanele Simelane22 күн мурун
  • This isn't mines but my cousins, so my cousin who was about probably 10 or 12 was home sick, but her younger brother went to school that day but he was crying when he got on the bus all because he couldn't get a snack. So what he did told everyone she got hit by a bus and die 😂😂and everyone in the school believe him of course not the teachers but when she got back on the bus the next day everyone was shock to see her at school they ask her if she was alright and everything and told her that her brother told everyone she die and got hit by a bus. When she told her parents all my uncle & older siblings did was laughing there butts off I did to after she told me that story Also my family do stupid stuff now that look back on it🤦🏾‍♀️

    Lily Kenma_MidoriyaLily Kenma_Midoriya23 күн мурун
  • Very funny video 🤣🤣 much needed laughs and yes there were fairies in Sleeping Beauty . The one you were thinking of is Snow White and the seven Dwarfs . Love both of those movies ❤️

    Danny Marie WilliamsDanny Marie Williams23 күн мурун
  • I was about two at this time I believe. My dad was pushing me on my swing set and I didn’t know that when he let go of the swing I was supposed to hold onto the chains. So he lets go of the swing and I let go of the chains and went flying across the yard and landed on my arm in our gravel driveway. Broke my arm. I’ve probably done dumber things than that but that sticks out the most In my memories.

    Allison WileyAllison Wiley23 күн мурун
  • I have sooooo many of these stupid stories, I don’t even know which one to tell. Here are a few: I used to eat country time *yes the brand is important* lemonade powder with a spoon. I’d down half a jug of that stuff. My parents eventually just stopped buying it. Okay, story #2, when I was in preschool we made an igloo out of milk jugs and hot glue. Everyday at nap time we chose a different person who got to sleep in the igloo. One day, on my turn, I just picked up a little ball of hot glue and shoved it up my nose. And last, but not least, when I was three I thought hugging got people pregnant. Lmao

    Lydia HeilmanLydia Heilman24 күн мурун
  • Sleeping Beauty had 3 fairies :) a red one, a blue one, and a green one. See Disney’s Maleficent ❤️

    Regi BRegi B24 күн мурун
  • Please put this in the 2021 stupid things we did as kids Ok so when I was 5 or 6 I decided to go on the ottoman and I wanted to fly so I jumped off in a leap Landed in a right split then I screamed frickn bloody murder 😱🥺 and I could not get up my mom had to help me hahahahahahahahahhaha

    Im awesomeIm awesome24 күн мурун
  • When i was like 1 or 2 i had like a piggyback that needed a key to open it I ate one of them and threw the other one out the window

    _Unknown_Killer__Unknown_Killer_24 күн мурун
  • Dumbest Thing I Did As a Kid I shoved a grilled cheese sandwich into the vcr because I was curious if it would fit. It fit, but the vcr wouldn't eject my sandwich and my dad had to help me get it out. I got in trouble.

    Brittany GeislerBrittany Geisler24 күн мурун
  • Alonzo I love you, you make my day 😍😍

    Shaye RobertsonShaye Robertson24 күн мурун
  • I don't believe the Jaycee story, you can't disengage a handbrake without pressing the brake pedal

    Joseph FarrJoseph Farr25 күн мурун
  • I took a caterpillar home from a walk when I was like 5-6 years old. I kept it in a Tupperware with a few leaves from my yard so I could watch it turn into a butterfly. My grandpa worked in a garden/pet store at the time and we went to visit him. I brought my pet caterpillar with me so I could show my grandpa's friends at the store. Later, we left the store when I remembered that I had set my caterpillar down somewhere in the store. I made my mom take me back to search the store for my pet caterpillar... we never found him.

    Sophie BSophie B25 күн мурун
  • The dumbest thing I ever did was set a paper towel on fire and dropped it on a pillow. And when the pillow caught on fire I went to the fridge and got the Koolaid and poured the whole jug of Koolaid on the pillow then threw it in the backyard

    Mary JacksonMary Jackson26 күн мурун
  • the dumbest thing I did as a kid... well toddler was opened the ajax powder and ate some.... needless to say, I had to take a lot of trips to the hospital. Fast forward a few years later I think I was 4 or 5 years old I was sitting on an old table that was shakey and my nana had put a glazed ham straight from the oven so it was still very hot and I was putting on my shoes and the table,me and the hot gazed ham had fallen I wound up getting second and third-degree burns on my right arm and my but cheek. When I was 4 years old I use to ride horses and I was grooming a horse named Cadet and apparently, I use to let him stand on my foot and I did not even cry. I have many more dumb things I did but I am 23 now so yay I survived them all at least. :)

    Rebecca Jean BozemanRebecca Jean Bozeman26 күн мурун
  • When I was a newborn, my mother was cuddling me in her hospital bed. She laid me down to use the bathroom and I somehow found momentum to make myself roll almost off the bed. Let’s just say, I had a barrier around my crib and bed after that.

    Faith ChantFaith Chant26 күн мурун
  • Snow white was the dwarfs and a apple sleeping beauty was with 3 fairys and a cursed needle

    michael whaleymichael whaley26 күн мурун
  • One of the dumbest things I did as a kid was give one of my teddy bears plastic surgery

    Zy ParsonsZy Parsons26 күн мурун
  • my sister was walking backwards doing tik toks and walked into the trash can

    Ally TolliverAlly Tolliver26 күн мурун
  • the dwarfs is snow white lol

    Ally TolliverAlly Tolliver26 күн мурун
  • the other day my sister came to me and my step mom and said i got a penny stuck in my ear and i said why would you do that and she said that my brother told her to do it and she is 8 and he is 6 lol we laughted so hard

    Ally TolliverAlly Tolliver26 күн мурун
  • oh yeah another time i was playing buries with my mom and i got the house phone and called 44444444449114444444444 and i thought the cops wouldn't come and when they got there i was so scared i was crying and old them it was my moms fault

    Ally TolliverAlly Tolliver26 күн мурун
  • another time i was riding a bike and a fly flow in my ear and i almost reacked because i thought it was flying around me lol

    Ally TolliverAlly Tolliver26 күн мурун
  • one time i put a Walmart bag on my back like a back pack and tried to fly lol

    Ally TolliverAlly Tolliver26 күн мурун
  • When I was ten I got a visa gift card for x-mas. My mom said I can get anything I want online and in the store. I wanted to be the only person in my town to walk a duck on a leash. So I ordered 2 ducks online . My mom found out and said I could keep only one but the company would let me just buy one so she had to return them... still think about this ducks to this day 😂😂😂😂

    Crystal MatteiCrystal Mattei26 күн мурун
  • Love you so much lol

    Grace JaynesGrace Jaynes26 күн мурун
  • When i was about 7-8 years old, i had this habit of taking out the tip from inside markers after it was almost dried fully, put them on water and dye the water. One day i did that in the living room using a green marker which i took out of the glass after the water became bright green. My older brother who’s 4 years older than me came home from school and came to me, he took the glass and started drinking. I yelled “NO!!” And he just stopped and asked “what???” I was scared to say anything and just said a soft “nothing” and he continued drinking it thinking that it was Green Apple Juice. I’m 23 now and he still doesn’t know what he drank.

    FukurōFukurō27 күн мурун
  • ...I swallowed a penny when I was in 2nd grade Also in 4th grade a kid in my class was playing with a stapler in the library and stapled there finger....

    E TE T27 күн мурун
  • I use to get those things you throw on the ground and pop. One day my friend and I decided to throw the left over dust on our heads and pretend that it was pixie dust like in tinker bell. I then continue to jump off the stairs onto the concrete. Sadly we didn’t fly but I did ended up with stitches. 🥺🥺. 🧚‍♀️🧚🧚‍♂️

    Ania ParisAnia Paris27 күн мурун
  • The dumbest thing I did, was when I was 4. I saw some ants crawling across the ground. I picked them up and ate them. Then I convinced my little brother to do the same thing. 🤦🏼‍♀️

    Sophie Di RegoloSophie Di Regolo27 күн мурун
  • When I was 1.2 years old I thought I had wings so I jump off a bunk bed... now I need braces 😔😭✌🏽(my mom tells me this every year)

    jack utrerajack utrera28 күн мурун
  • When i was about 7 or 8 , me and some friends were playing outside and we were pretending to be superheroes.. my being a little chunky i wanted to sit on the rail like all my other friends my older sister told me not to do it but I didn’t listen...... i flipped over and my arm snapped, crackled , and popped like rice crispies.

    Jasmyn LaytonJasmyn Layton28 күн мурун
  • I knew a kid who snorted pop rocks

    YarnzaYarnza28 күн мурун
  • My husband told me that when he was a kid he would swallow his change to keep his brother from taking it. I asked him if he pooped it back out. He said, “Not that I remember.”

    Taboolynn TwitchTaboolynn Twitch28 күн мурун
  • When I was three or four I was in my uncles room (I think he was high school aged 🤷🏾‍♀️) and he wasn’t watching me very well. I took the little circle battery out of my Dora toy and then proceeded to swallow it. My mom took me to the hospital and they sent us home and told my mom to monitor my waste. She spent the next few weeks chopping up my poop with a hanger and we never found the battery.

    Shaela DuncanShaela Duncan28 күн мурун
  • The only thing I ever snorted as a kid was a handful of salt seasoning salt and pepper....because my twin sister told me to. I didn’t trust her after that. But then I forgot about the pepper incident and she told me that my mother’s jar of rose scented soap shavings (which so happened to contain my grandmothers ashes from my mother’s side) was candy. So I ate that and immediately puked. Getting older was quite a ride because I suddenly developed low self esteem as soon as I entered the middle school in 6th grade. I was riding a razor scooter down a wet hill and fell which fractured a bone in my right wrist. I refused to tell anyone including my mom about it and finally came clean a week before it fully healed. As expected my mom didn’t care which validated why I never told her about anything. I thought I was being a baby about it and forced myself to eat using my fractured wrist. Think of the most painful way to die and multiply that pain by 3, that’s how bad holding even a pencil in my writing hand was. But I forced myself to write my cursive, type out documents, write out longhand math, eat, and of coarse, ride my scooter to school, all on my fractured wrist. But the most stupid thing I have ever done was attempt to hitchhike 52 miles from my moms house in limmington to my fathers house in auburn, only to be brought back home by a concerted middle aged man with a mullet who smokes his weight in weed, had a morbidly obese wife while he was as thin as a twig, and slept in a tent in his friends mother’s backyard. I often wonder if he’s still alive and how he’s doing today. So if you’re reading this and this story sounds familiar, comment below that it is you who caught me hitchhiking. You made an impression on me I will never forget. And I’d like to keep in touch.

    Crow MansonCrow Manson28 күн мурун
  • Primary school is K1 and K2 doesn't have to be and first grade to sixth grade

    Nova Anime Wolf GachaNova Anime Wolf Gacha28 күн мурун
  • Sleeping beauty grew up in a cotage with 3 faeries, because Malificent's "gift" was to make her sleep/die before she turned 16. It was the day of her 16th birthday Sleeping Beauty(AKA Aurora) pricked her finger on a spinling rock and fell asleep until her prince woke her with a kiss. The one with the Dwarfes is Snow White, who ate a poisoned apple and everyone thought dead, until the Prince kissed her and lodged the apple-pease out of her mouth.

    BGSKG83BGSKG8329 күн мурун
  • This is when I was probably 10ish. I have a thing about when I'm either really excited or really nervous that I have the urge to to chew on things. Like I would bite my nails, chew gum, chew on my pens/pencils or something like that. Well I was coming home from a drive in theater, and was chewing on a glow stick. I ended up popping the plastic and spit out the liquid because it tasted bad. I then found out that it made my spit glow. I thought that it was super cool and facinating. So I kept putting it in my mouth and spitting it out, until my mom caught me and scolded me for being an idiot. I never tried it again though, because I hated the taste.

    Raylene LynchRaylene Lynch29 күн мурун
  • When I was 4 or 5, my parents bought me a Buzz Lightyear for my birthday. My mom said that rather than display excitement for my present, I displayed absolute surprise and my face looked like I just witnessed a murder. When mom asked what was wrong, I apparently whispered real loud, “IT’S BUZZ LIGHTYEAR.” The next day, she found me hiding outside of my room and carefully peeking through the door to see if the Buzz Lightyear would come to life.

    MetaGigaMetaGiga29 күн мурун
  • the "crimes" committed as children would fall under statue of limitations being that they are not murders and only thefts technically

    Gabriel EllisGabriel Ellis29 күн мурун
  • Their parent could have told them the story duhhh cause I barley remember anything from yesterday

    Mishka GordonMishka Gordon29 күн мурун
  • Something I did as a kid was that I sold a used carmex chapstick to a boy in my grade(I was in like kindergarten) I got $60 outta that (it was his picture money) also got an mp3 player for a pencil and I then sold the MP3 player for a drone helicopter toy I was an amazing scammer but I don’t do that no more since I’m older. Oh also I had a jolly rancher and bit it and it stuck my teeth shut and I cried and had to have my friend pry my mouth open. I’ve done some stupid stuff

    Rosen EclipseRosen EclipseАй мурун
  • My mom told me a story of when I was pretty young(this was awhile back so I don’t remember the age I was). We were playomg hide-and-seek in the small apartment we lived in and I had hid underneath an upside-down laundry basket. To make this story short, the cops almost got called, my grandma and pretty much the whole neighborhood was looking for me until my mom found me. Ngl, its pretty funny but I feel bad for scaring the living crap out of everyone

    Nerdy AlanahNerdy AlanahАй мурун
  • When I was about 5 or 6 my dad was sleeping in he's room and my mom was at work so I told my sister to put some clothes on. Then we walked out the front door, walked down the street, and up the hill to the park and stayed there for an hour. On our way out of the park we walked onto the main street for a few minutes and turned on our street. Walking down the street we saw a little girl playing on her yard, so we walked up to her and started playing with her till we went to the backyard and she told us to try this kind of plant that was in the garden. A few minutes later we were back on the lawn playing till my my dad pulled up in front of us mad, then when we got home I hide under my bed waiting for my mom to get home. Let's just say I got my ass a beating and a stomach virus due to allergic reaction If you read this your great

    Jaylee McCombsJaylee McCombsАй мурун
  • Primary school is basically elementary school.

    Katherine JeansKatherine JeansАй мурун
  • 3:21 lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    CK WolfCK WolfАй мурун
  • PVA glue is elmer's glue

    sweetpea the service malincolliesweetpea the service malincollieАй мурун