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Welcome to the official KGworld channel of comedian/entertainer Alonzo Lerone. Looking for comedy, or just a good laugh? You’re in luck! On this channel, you’ll find a variety of fail compilations showcasing the internet’s funniest and dumbest fails curated by Alonzo Lerone from Twitter, Facebook, advertisements, and much more.

  • When I was a little girl in the 80s, my mom took my little brother and I to the movies. I think we were seeing ET. Anyway, she gave us money to go get candy and told us to bring her a payday. We got back and I handed her the change. She looked at me like I had three heads when I said “there’s your payday.” I had no idea there was a candy bar called Payday. I just thought she was talking about the change (aka to me as a kid, payday). 😂

    Amy TapscottAmy TapscottКүн мурун
  • I loved watching “The Price Is Right” growing up. One TPIR game has contestants pick a key, stick it into a lock on a wall, & if it’s the right key, the wall opens up & they win a car. At age 5, I thought cars might be hiding in the walls of our house, so I grabbed my Dad’s house key & stuck it in a wall socket. Not only did I NOT find a car, I rode the lightning & was thrown across my room onto the bed. Once my Dad figured out I was OK, he nearly died laughing.

    C DubC Dub2 күн мурун
  • When I was thirteen a friend and his little brother and I (I was the oldest and "wisest" of this crew) had found what we thought was a live shotgun shell in the woods or somewhere and decided we wanted to detonate it. We decided the best way to do this was to build a fire and throw the shell in. Fortunately for us, it was used and some one had just stuffed junk in it and folded the creases back down. We stood stupidly close staring at this fire waiting for it to burst. Some knot or sap popped and we all decided that was the shell going off. This was a pretty disappointing show, so we started looking for other ways to put ourselves in the hospital. His little brother ran inside and while we were still discussing WD-40 flamethrowers and gasoline, his brother came back out with rifle rounds he'd stolen from the drawer of their dads' gun cabinet. The fire was still going, so we built it up again and found some scrap planking with knotholes in it. We pushed the rifle rounds into the knotholes and set the boards on the fire with the slug pointed away from the house. We then hid around the corner of the house and behind the lumber pile and waited. We're didn't have to wait long. Rifle rounds are incredibly loud when they don't have a rifle barrel to contain the explosion. The casings themselves burst when they went off. We did this several times. (God was watching over us that day. The guns themselves where safely locked up and at all still have our hearing.) When I was 15 my Mom checked me out of school for a dentist appointment. I had to have a cavity filled, so I was so numbed up and she decided to just take me home afterwards. She still had some errands to run, so she left me at home. I was numb, but also bored and not sleepy at all. I decided to try a recipe for napalm a kid at school had told me about. (No, I'm not passing out along.) I made this stuff in a metal can about the size of a coffee can. It turns out that napalm by itself just burns and it's nothing exciting. After starting at fire in this can for a few minutes, I realized I was bored decided to put it out. The recipe included compounds that aren't supposed to be extinguishable with water, so I decided to do the intelligent thing and blow it out, even though God was telling me to throw dirt in the can. PUBLIC HEALTH BULLETIN: Blasting air into an enclosed space full of fire will cause the flame to backwash instantly! Once again, God was watching over me; when I leaned over the can and blasted it with my breath, none of the napalm splashed out. I did get hit with flames, singed my shoulder length hair and suffered first degree burns, but I healed up before the week was out. Really kids, don't try this at home. It boring and DANGEROUS.

    Broderick ElliottBroderick Elliott4 күн мурун
  • When I was young, I put a paper clip in the light socket and when it shocked me I threw it into my friends hair by accident. It caught her hair on fire somehow. 😂😂

    Brittany HeadBrittany Head5 күн мурун
  • Primary school is intermediate school but in Australia,I’m pretty sure it’s Australia.

    Janet SmithJanet Smith6 күн мурун
  • When I was 7 or 8 I cut my Barbie doll's hair until it was bald thinking it would grow back. My mom didn't buy me a doll ever since

    Allen BucolAllen Bucol6 күн мурун
  • I was a stupid kid: When i was 4 i was sitting by an electrical outlet with a butter KNIFE and i was about to put the knife inside the outlet Because i thought the end of the knife would be a perfect fit (i had just learned that puzzles are a thing) and my dad walked by and yelled STOP and scared the shit out of me so i jumped and looked at him and then he took away my knife but i wanted to know why he didn't want me to me to HAVE FUN So i got another knife and put that one in the light socket and it zapped me and all the lights in the house dimmed for a second and it didn't hurt but it scared me so i scream and start crying my dad comes running out of his room and picks me up. (My parents are surprised i remembered this. But it was traumatic😂)

    Julia RogJulia Rog7 күн мурун
  • When I was 2 I told my sister to put an omelette in the microwave for 4 hours with a fork spoon and a knife and it set the kitchen n on fire

    Angela ScotneyAngela Scotney8 күн мурун
  • When I was 4 my cat walked out of my room, trying to go downstairs. I didn't know cat's could do that, so I lifted him up and chucked him down the stairs saying "Fly little bird."

    Freedom TompkinsFreedom Tompkins8 күн мурун
  • (Not my story) BUTTTT my friend licked bird shite off a wall he said it tasted like paint 🤚🏻😩‼️

    Mapiya ParsonsMapiya Parsons10 күн мурун
  • When I was 6, I was going to Sunday school when I was chased by geese! 😭 😭 😭

  • when i was about 4 i saw a cord coming down from the top shelf in my closet, so i pulled on it. long story short i pulled a lamp down on my head and had to get stitches.

    Alexander PowellAlexander Powell13 күн мурун
  • When I was 5 I went outside to play with my to dogs and my dum self follow the dogs to are fence and they were digging a hole and I THOUGHT I could go under the gate and I got stuck that my mom had to call 911.

    Tammy HuffTammy Huff17 күн мурун
  • One of the dumbest things I did was In fifth grade😅 I couldn't even read, and persuaded to write a essay about a planet name Big Butty, It was supposed to be Big Beauty. My ELA teacher still gave me a 100 on the assignment🤣 The weak after It was valentines day and I loved making homade cards for special occasions and it said Happy Valentines day! Your Buttiful🤣 I gave one to all three of my teachers. I got sent to the principals office🤣

    Random HumanRandom Human17 күн мурун
  • When I was 10 months my grandma used to walk me everyday in my old stroller but this day my grandma was mad an it was windy I was crying an my grandma was mad so we when back home

    Sandra SolisSandra Solis18 күн мурун
  • When I was 15 or 16 I was at my neighbor's house and he showed me a drawer that had some bullets and buckshots. I had a rifle BB gun. I found a thin metal tube about 18 inches long that would snugly fit the buckshot. I wrapped an old jacket around the part that I stuck The Buckshot in and grabbed it. Then I put the tube up to the barrel of the BB gun so the BB would hit where the firing pin supposed to hit. WHY THE HELL DID IT DO THAT 😞 After squeezing the trigger all I remember was being thrown back! I opened my eyes looking up at the sky then slowly looking around seeing my friend with a half worried half dying of laughter face! Then I noticed my hand was numb, the jacket was smoldering and the end of the tube I stuck the buck shot in had exploded😑🙄

    Fire_ant_ 187xFire_ant_ 187x22 күн мурун
  • I've always been a night owl. When I was around 4 or 5 years old, I would get up in the middle of the night (like 3 a.m.), opened the refrigerator to feed the dog the leftovers (a bribe to stay quiet), and proceeded to take over the house. One night I turned on the living room tv, scaring my parents and making them think someone was in the house. Another night, I filled the bathroom sink up with water and dumped 100 tea bags in. When asked what I was doing, I simply said "I make-e tea!". They put bells on my pajamas after that....

    Cali GirlCali Girl22 күн мурун
  • When I was about 2 or 3I was jumping from bed to bed in my two cousins room, my godmother told me to stop. I fell so hard I lost both my front teeth they didn't grow back till I was 9-10

    Ashley MclaughlinAshley Mclaughlin24 күн мурун
  • 7:15 “DABABY?!”

    Luke NowlinLuke Nowlin26 күн мурун
  • One time I threw my toy bunny from Easter (I don’t remember when the Easter was) on top of my moms/aunts car and my mom had to get it off One time (this isn’t very dumb but it’s funny) I asked my mom if we could get a chicken she asked why and I said “so it could eat corn”

    Fancy Fox AnimatesFancy Fox Animates28 күн мурун
  • I was probably 8 years old. My sister is 5years older than me. She convinced me to use fart spray in our aunt's car. So, it was a set up for one of the worst beatings ever. They said her car stank for a week. 🤣 she's not my favorite auntie

    Tiana JohnsonTiana Johnson28 күн мурун
  • I never snorted

    Abby WallaceAbby Wallace29 күн мурун
  • When I was a kid I was sent to time out in my bedroom because I did something to my little brother (don't remember what) then I opened my door and on the other side of the room was my window and all over the window sill was covered in flying ants. I screamed then ran out to my mom who thought I was trying to play her so she yelled "What are you doing out! Go back to your room!" I proceeded to try and convince her that I wouldn't go back into that room saying it was covered in ants. Then she got fed up and took me back to my room then saw the hoard of flying ants that were on top of each other and went up like to 2 inches high. My parents proceeded to spray my window with raid and found out my window sill had become rotten. I was still in time out, but the next day the same thing happened to my brother's room.

    Arminius15Arminius15Ай мурун
  • (For those who haven't read my last comment) (When I was 9 years old) my family went to ToysR'us to buy a Monopoly board. I got a ToysR'Us card and really wanted to register it to use it. My parents said no and took me home. But I, like the crafty guy I was, had other plans. I waited until the middle of the night at around 2:00am and walk barefoot to ToysR'Us to register it, only to realize that it was closed. As I turn't back a woman and her partner were driving by and saw me. They stopped me and questioned me. I started lying, but they figured that I was lying. They drove me home and alerted my parents. They were NOT happy. I would've gone to ToysR'Us and back undetected for not those two. The good thing was that a few days later, they gave my a pack of bourbon biscuits as they thought I had mental problems as I have diabetes (Type 1) and when you have hypos, you can forget stuff.

    FOAMFOAMАй мурун
  • When I was 9 I was going tennis with my dad, twin brother and sister and we were in a train station. I really needed the toilet, so my dad allowed me to go by myself to a shop on the street near the train station. I finished and came back only to find out I'd missed my train, and my dad had left me behind. My dad expected me to just go home or at least wait for the next train, which would come in half an hour. But I, in my 9 year old head, thought that I could catch up with the train by going to the next station if I took the shortest route possible: by the side of live rail. I literally walked for around 10 minutes from my town station to the next station by the side of live rail. When I finally made it to the next station, a man noticed me and a whole bunch of people went up to me to see if I was alright. The police was called and they drove me home. My mum and dad were furious with me. No I did not catch the train but, as a plus, I got £2. This event took place on the last day of term in primary school, a week until my birthday and on the same month that I did another stupid thing, which I will also comment on

    FOAMFOAMАй мурун
  • My dad told me, when he was about 5 or 6 years old, he would go to the bathroom, and when he was done, he would run to the living room with his pants down and say “IM DONE” to his mom, and she would wipe for him. He said he did this during parties, too. I guess they were used it cuz they didn’t react.

    THE_H3dgeh0gTHE_H3dgeh0gАй мурун
  • I've taken a pair of scizors and cut the cord to my brewing coffee pot still plugged in. Needless to say I was never injured just covered in smoke and the smell was of nothing I was familiar too. Extra char and gas fumes

    Katrina RossiKatrina RossiАй мурун
  • my mom told me this story all the time. when I was 4, my family had a christmas dinner with my dad's boss. That boss had a beer belly and I proceeded to ask whether he was pregnant. Not only that but I started to get close to his belly and put my ear on his stomach hoping I could hear the baby. I hear nothing so I knocked on his belly same way I knocked on the door. My dad was too embarrassed coming to work after winter break.

    axeprotunesaxeprotunesАй мурун
  • Ok so when I was like 10 my littel sister put a penny in her mouth about 5 minutes later me and my mom heard "MOMMA HELP I GOT A PENNY STUCK IN MY MOUTH" by the time my mom got it out you could see Abraham Lincoln on the roof of her mouth

    Jeweleeanne SpeightsJeweleeanne SpeightsАй мурун
  • I did the Bobby pin thing, but saw no blue line...it just burnt the tip of my finger. So PARENTS WATCH YOUR BORED KIDS!

    Donna BlsdlikeTHAT FullerDonna BlsdlikeTHAT FullerАй мурун
  • We used to have a house in Cyprus and my sister and I shared a room. We were roughly 6(me) and 3/4 (her). Every time we went there we used to fight over who got the bed by the window because it had views of the sea. One night we got into a massive fight and when my parents came in to see what the noise was they found that my sister was completely bald (I’d ripped out all of her hair) and I was missing a tooth (she’d punched my tooth out)💀💀💀

    P ThirP ThirАй мурун
  • The dumbest thing I did as a kid was that ,when I was 9 I didn't know what was a pepper spray so I found what sort of looked like a toy grenade and I used to threaten my younger siblings who were about 5 or 6 at the time, that I would blow up the whole house if they ever troubled me, a few days later they troubled me and I took the pepper spray and sprayed the whole room and I nearly killed my whole family 🤣🤣that's when I was told what was a pepper spray

    Lerato MailaLerato MailaАй мурун
  • So I was in kindergarten and I was playing on a toy fire truck that had three seats, I got up to go do smth else and my friend Ellis took my spot, so I came back and asked for my spot back and he said no. So my autistic ass fucking bit him. Drew blood and everything. They sent me to the principal to wait for my mom, and when she got there and asked me why I did that, apparently my exact words were “I have teeth like a shark, he should’ve known”

    Ashton FreemanAshton FreemanАй мурун
  • The dumbest thing I did as a kid was shoving a quarter into the game slot in my DS just to see what would happen. I couldn’t play games after that, that’s what happened.

    WebbyWebbyАй мурун
  • Loot means stealing

    Kyle StevensKyle StevensАй мурун
  • I can think of two dumb things i did as a kid. The first one was lick ants off of the cement when I was about 4, hated the taste so I never did it again. The second one was believe that Broccoli was actually candy until i was 6 or 7 because of a small scenario that happened when i was about 2 or 3. (Long story short, some guy asked my mom at a grocery store if he could give me some candy for being a good, quiet girl in the store, I was holding a piece of Broccoli in my hand, looked at it and parroted the word 'Candy?' So then for a few years I would ask my mom for some candy, she'd try to give me some real candy and then I would tell her "no mommy" go to the fridge and pull out the broccoli and show it to to her saying "Candy!" Like she didn't know what candy was xD)

    Tsuki MinraiTsuki MinraiАй мурун
  • That hairline tho

    KawaiiKawaiiАй мурун
  • 12:35 i call bs lnfao

    ImManatiImManatiАй мурун
  • NOPE.. ANTS TASTE LIKE WINDEX FOR REAL... I was in a hurry & grabbed my food in the dark, took a bite and threw up.. Ugh..

    Morgan AlexisMorgan AlexisАй мурун
  • The way he pushed that lotion bottle off his desk had me screaming.

    Chelsy LynnChelsy LynnАй мурун
  • Lol I’ve been on the opposite end of Paiges’ experience. At my senior prom, I had a slit in my dress that went about mid-thigh and while taking photos, my friends niece came over and tried to open the slit of my dress😂

    Daryn BoyntonDaryn BoyntonАй мурун
  • When I was three my sister was five were cleaning and then behind the dresser was two Candy’s my sister said “ ok so your going to put on up your nose and I’ll eat it first we dust it up k. I said “ yeah!!!!!” Then, she ate it and I put it up my nose I then I tried to get the old candy out of there but it never came out!!! I’m still trying to get it out it’s been ten years!!!😂🤣🤣🤣😭

    Yen Y’allYen Y’allАй мурун
  • I tried selling chocolate bars for my school once as a child when I was about 7 and my brother was 5. My mother refused to take me around so I tried to do it myself. I didn't sell many but when we got them it was the middle of the week so my mom put them in the fridge to keep them "fresh" until the weekend and I could deliver them. The morning I was going to deliver them I got up and went to get them out of the fridge. they were not there. I looked around for them and couldn't find them. Walked into my little brothers room to see if he had seen them and when he turned around when I called him he had chocolate smeared all over his face. I was so upset and scared people would call the police on me I didn't even tell them what happened I just stopped going down the streets the people lived on.

    Shadow KissedShadow KissedАй мурун
  • I think the dumbest yet smartest thing I ever did as a kid was convinced my sister who looked different from the rest of us since she was darker in her skin tone than the rest of us and she had brown hair that she was from Mexico and FedEx had brought her to us. so every time I saw a FedEx truck when we were little I would scream, "Hide they're coming back to get you." And she would do her best to hide. To this day she still makes small jerking movements whenever she sees a FedEx truck. I'm now 27 and she's 25.

    Dawn EvansDawn EvansАй мурун
  • Loot. Noun: private property taken from an enemy in war. Verb: steal goods from (a place), typically during a war or riot. I have been enjoying your videos as I never thought in a millions that I would laugh so hard at your videos mainly becaseu of your reactions to the comments, weird food combs etc. Thank you so much for the videos that you have been uploading during this lockdown

    Sophia A RaghunananSophia A RaghunananАй мурун
  • My bro put twizzers in a sockted and flew i tried to get him to do it again lol

    Bunny and The BirdBunny and The BirdАй мурун
  • when I was 7 years old my friends and I started a “leaf shop” where we would literally just pick leafs and trade them with each other in our backyards. one time my friends brother wanted to join us but he was only 5 and we didn’t like him so we made him open up a rock shop instead of a leaf shop that way we couldn’t trade with him. he got pissed so he threw the rocks at his sisters head and she had to go to the emergency room

    Jean LivingstonJean LivingstonАй мурун
  • My sisters and I used to take swigs out of my dad’s bottles of Old Spice cologne. 🤦🏻‍♀️

    poguemom3poguemom3Ай мурун
  • Can you do a part 6?

    Tom WilsonTom WilsonАй мурун
  • Ok, so i was about 7 or 8 when this happened. My brother and I went out side to play in the pile of leaves my dad had just raked in our back yard. we thought of a 'fun' game where one person buried themselves in the leaves, completely covered, and the other took the rake and slammed it into the pile of leaves to find the other person. When we found the other person, we would switch and do it all over again. Keep in mind that we used the end of the rake with the prongs on it to find the other person. It was my turn to be in the leaves, so my younger brother was the one to try to find me in the pile of leaves. Long story short, when my brother swung down, one of the prongs hit my eye, and made a mark on my eyelid. I went inside to tell my parents what happen. Moments later, I was fine, we went back out side, and continued our little game. XD

    OscarxRuby4 LifeOscarxRuby4 LifeАй мурун
  • At the tender age of 15, my cousin and I were moving a mattress from the 2nd floor to the ground floor. The mattress was too wide for the staircase. Instead of turning it sideways, I decided I want to be like Batista and tackled the mattress instead. One end of the mattress gave way. The mattress stayed at the top of the staircase and I tumbled down the concrete stairway like a slinky. I bounced off of every step on the way down. It was the beginning of the school holidays. My cousin was still laughing at me at the end of the school holidays. I was still limping when I returned to school.

    Nikolai SwartzNikolai SwartzАй мурун
  • 2:33 I did the same thing... I was 6

    delia edelia eАй мурун
  • I don't know how I remember this but when I was like 1 to 2 years old, my dad accidentally dropped my 2 month old baby brother down a flight of stairs, due to me forgetting to move my doll away from the stairs. I have never seen a baby bounce so high before. Let's just say he only hit three steps of those stairs. (Don't worry he was completely fine.)

    Kota is BrokenKota is BrokenАй мурун
  • The dumbest this I've ever done. When I was 6 I used to drink out the toilet, now hear me out before I even got this STUPID IDEA there was two reasons I did this 1. I watched a video of a dog drinking out the toilet and i thought it was amazing how they curled their tongues to drink 2. I was thirsty, and too afraid of my mom to asked for water, just so you know. My mom found me and told me never to do that again....I still wonder why I thought I was smart doing that stuff 🤮🤢

    JaidayJaidayАй мурун
  • When I was a kid I came inside and told my mom I drew her a picture. She came outside to see it thinking she would see a picture on the sidewalk and asked “where’s the picture Meg?” and I pointed to our Yukon. I had drawn her a picture on our truck with a stick.

    Megan MMegan MАй мурун
  • I actually did accidentally microwave Wendy's foil...

    -kattasstrophe-kattasstropheАй мурун
  • 1. When I was about 3 or 4 I made a huge mess throwing a tantrum in the living room so I got put on timeout in my parents room. I was screaming to be let out but nobody came back in, so I decided to climb on top of their dresser by pulling the drawers out and I sat on top of it. I grabbed the huge container of Vaseline and rubbed it all over me, my clothes, the dresser, and the mirror attached to it. 2. Also around the same age my mom was chasing me around the kitchen trying to hit me with a belt (don’t remember why) but she gave up after a minute or 2 of me running around avoiding her, but when she sat the belt down I picked it up and tried to beat her, my older sister, and my older cousin with it for not stopping her.

    Joe MamaJoe MamaАй мурун
  • Ok so I have a couple of stories but this one is by far my favorite dumb thing. I’m sorry it’s long but it’s worth it I swear. So my dad has told this story so many times that I have it in my mind as a memory. So when I was about 2-3 I would got to my dads house for three months and then my moms for three. So when I was with my dad he lived in a small apartment with some roommates. One of them had some energy pills he took for workouts andHe kept it on the fridge. So one day, they either fell or I got them somehow. my dad still doesn’t know how the hell I got them, and I proceeded to eat like 10-15 pills. A couple minutes later my dad came in to check and see what I was doing and saw the pill bottle on the floor open and me sitting on the floor. Since I had a history of eating everything new in my life he knew immediately that I ate some and he called the poison control number on the back of the bottle because he wasn’t sure how many until later on. They told him to give me charcoal so it can absorb the pills contents, so he got a bottle of milk or something and put some charcoal in it. I drank a little and gave him a look of “are you dumb?” And I threw the bottle and started running. My dad and his roommates are freaking out as I am running A WHOLE ASS MARATHON AROUND THE HOUSE. My dad still to this day remembers the path I took and how I would stop every lap behind him, say “hi dad” and keep running. This lasted about 4-5 hours. And to this day my dads side of the family says “that’s why you have so much energy.” 🤣

    Fixifyrd _plertio1244Fixifyrd _plertio1244Ай мурун
  • When I was a kid my mom said I was very evil and I didn't believe her first thing I knew when I was born I grabbed the whole entire flashlight and fire put those together and threw it at my mother she was screaming help but I didn't help I looked at it and said I'll see you soon and I'll do this day I still think my mom is on me looking at me like a crazy person

    Rosandra PinalesRosandra PinalesАй мурун
  • One evening when i was about 15-16yrs old i noticed that the bathroom light went out so i asked my mom where we kept the extra bulbs. after she showed me she said to do the lamp in her room too. when i go in her room i turned the light switch off and reached for the metal part of the bulb (cuz i was told never to remove a bulb by the glass because the oils on the hands were bad for it or something like that). anyways as soon as i touched it my body went rigid i couldn’t move or even breathe for what felt like forevers! the second i could i let go still feeling the affects of the shock. my brother who’s 2yrs younger came in cuz he heard me making weird nosies so i told him what happened. he took a look at it and then said “You forgot to unplug the lamp!” apparently it never occurred to me that you could still get electrocuted with it still being plugged in.😑 to top it all off he proceded to change it for me, screamed loudly pretending to be electrocuted scaring me in the process and then laughed at my face...til this day he doesn’t let me live this down lol😖

    SHADOW202fulSHADOW202fulАй мурун
  • The dumbest thing I ever did as a kid was, I was about 4 or 5, and it was the middle of winter, and it was recess, and a buddy dared me to stick my mouth on the pole of the monkey bar's. Let's just say I can still feel the skin being ripped off when I yanked my head back off the pole. 🤣🤣

    Arianna SkylarArianna SkylarАй мурун
    • *winter*

      Arianna SkylarArianna SkylarАй мурун
  • My mom told me when I was little I would get upset and cry when a black person was called black. My mom said my response was I thought they were being mean because black people skintone was brown not black.

  • when i was little in kenya about 5 i used to see people burn the end split ends of their braids, so when they finished braiding my hair i decided to do it with a candle i almost burned my whole face

    Sandra okowaSandra okowaАй мурун
  • primary school british level education as middle school

    Sandra okowaSandra okowaАй мурун
  • When I was a kid, I flushed $3000.00 worth of alcohol down the toilet, all because I didn't want my parents to be drunk all the time.

    TyAnne CarltonTyAnne CarltonАй мурун
    • Ass whooping and endless chores for you

      Fire_ant_ 187xFire_ant_ 187x22 күн мурун
  • I had cut my bangs under a table when I was a kid...lifted them up, cut right at the base to be rid of them entirely... the night before picture day. I wanted to be like pocahontas, who had no bangs. My father was in his chair 3 feet away from me watching TV. My mother was pissed because I cut more than just my bangs. She used practically a whole bottle of hair spray to keep it all down. Another one: I was a tiny toddler, and one day, instead of playing with mud because of not being allowed outside for doing something bad, I played with poop from my diaper, drawing on the walls. I work with Maya and Unreal Engine now.

    FirstDarkAngel2001FirstDarkAngel2001Ай мурун
  • I did a lot of dumb crap as a kid. When I was 5 or 6 I was fascinated by my parents' zippo lighters. I waited until they fell asleep and went to play with my mom's lighter. I didn't know how to put the flame out, so I set it on her nightstand lit. It caught on fire and I got the beating of a lifetime. 🤣🤣🤣

    Samantha HensonSamantha HensonАй мурун
  • i have 2 one in algebra my friemd cheated on a slope intercelt form and cordinates thing he put the cordinates but not the grapgh that proves which cordinate is a solution the teacher confronted him and said only way he would of got the right answer is if he cheated he responded with nah im just built diffednt he was 15 now mine is we ordered chinese food amd i went to go put the chinese things in the microwave forgetting that you cant put metal in the microwave i ended up ruining the food and the microwave i was 16..

    xxgamesxx scorpxxgamesxx scorpАй мурун
  • There were definitely fairies in sleeping beauty their names are flora fauna and Meriwether they’re the ones that took sleeping beauty to the cottage in the forest to hide her away so that maleficent couldn’t find her

    Pyper DavidsonPyper DavidsonАй мурун
  • Several years ago, I went to the corner store with my sister to get some snacks for a night of Dungeons and Dragons game. It was late and Wallgreens across the street from there was already closed for the night. It was a dangerous street but I was with my Dungeon Master so it was fine. When we went up to the register to pay for our junk food choices, I saw those little pipes displayed on the counter. Now, at first, I didn't know they were pipes for smoking. My immediately reaction was in adoration of these teeny tiny little decorative toy gavels, like court gavels a judge would use. I proceeded to pick one up and pretended to hit it, making "tink, tink tink" noises of making a judgement. I remember I was imagining Clay Morrow in Sons Of Anarchy, played by Actor, Ron Perlman, sitting at the Reaper Table and slamming down a teeny tiny baby size gavel in his huge hands as he declares some very huge, important, dangerous group vote decision. Meanwhile, the guy who owned the store and my sister were both laughing at my naive innocence.

    Gweneth ColeGweneth ColeАй мурун
  • Sleeping beauty actually has 4 fairies. 3 good fairies that raise the princess in a cottage hidden in the forest till she was old enough for them to take her back to her family after her birthday that she was to prick her finger on a spindle of a spinning wheel. The curse was put on the princess by the 4th Fairy that everyone knows as the most evil and powerful villain of all Disney movie history named Maleficent.

    KingTute6KingTute6Ай мурун
  • The dumbest thing I did was I cut I cut open my gum playing tag I almost got stitches but instead got a whole box of popsicles and I was 5 years old.

    TheCrusherTheCrusherАй мурун
  • I dont remember much of why but my mom told me and I kinda remember my ears were hurting for some reason so I used to stick a lot of Kleenex in my ears I'm guessing it was to help with itching or the pain (kid logic) but I had stuck to many in my ear and had to go to the er... they couldn't get it out so they had to do a procedure and i think that's why I'm afraid of ever having a Kleenex in my ear or near it and that's how I had to have ear surgery 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Reen WolfReen WolfАй мурун
  • I'm just listening to this, and I thought of a story: Ok so like 2-3 years ago, I broke my wrist. And I know ur probably thinking, well breaking a wrist isn't that bad. But its how I broke it... so I was doing cartwheels in the living room bc I was bored and I wanted to practice my cartwheels. And my stupid 9-10 year old brain thought that I should... do a cartwheel off the couch...Yea I felt fine a good 2 minutes until I cried and told my grandma, she called my mom and I went to Urgent Care. This was also during softball season so I couldn't play the rest of the season but I was there for support 😂😂😂 I didn't go to therapy to re-strengthen my wrist and now incant open bottles with my left hand 😂😅

    Savannah SmithSavannah SmithАй мурун
  • When I was ten or eleven me and my friend went to this playground that not a lot of people know of and we were just playing tag and stuff and my friend had to pee so she went to this spot by an entrance of a house but it logs next to it and she went there and she saw this doll and screamed she told me about it and I was terrified of dolls at that time so I said in icelandic bc I'm Icelandic "Let's get a wepon" we went to her house and got a grill knife there is more to the story but I'm not going to tell the rest bc I'm to lazy

    bryndís helgabryndís helgaАй мурун
  • Primary school = elementary school Pva glue = Elmer's glue Loot = money, treasure, or their stolen candy It's so adorable how some things go over your head.

    MissRomie AMissRomie AАй мурун
  • When I was 4, I decided it would be a good idea to bite my dad on the shoulder while he was holding my one year old brother on his other shoulder. He was so shocked he dropped my brother. My mom started freaking out and I stood there jumping up and down on the couch yelling "I'M OKAY!" My brother was fine.

    Amelia RogersAmelia RogersАй мурун
  • BRUHHH i remember that in fifth grade i pretended to snort pixie sticks. My eyes got red cuz it got in my eyes .it was during a Halloween part at the start of a school day .my eyes were red the whole day. But we left at 12:00am .your boy got to go home earlier than that cuz thei though i was sick

    Moises EspinozaMoises EspinozaАй мурун
  • When I was 10 we hade a broken washing machine and have a giant hill.we took it up the hill and got in it and rolled down the hill.and their was mud at the bottom of the hill and I fell out of it and rolled in the mud.I was ten when I did this know I’m about to be 13

    Mikalynn AdkinsMikalynn AdkinsАй мурун
  • “There are no fairies in sleeping beauty...it’s the one where she falls asleep and the prince had to kiss her..an- and- and the dwarves..🤨🤔” you got 2 different stories mixed up Alonzo 😂😂

    Biggest DazzlahBiggest DazzlahАй мурун
  • When I was 6 and my sister was 4, I got her to swallow a blue ice pack bc I told her it was a “slurpee pouch”.. she then pooped and it was very very blue. Like a battery blue. Very vibrant. So she had to go to the doctors but the doctors didn’t see anything in her system. And she hadn’t eaten anything else. Soooo they were bamboozled and didn’t know what caused it. To this day my mom doesn’t know and my sister was too stupid to realize it was an ice pack she ate. So I never got caught 😭😭 I regret nothing.

    Biggest DazzlahBiggest DazzlahАй мурун
  • I was 3 or 4 when I did this. I was in the downstairs bathroom by myself, washing my hands. At the time, we had a bottle of foaming hand soap in said bathroom. Like every 3-year-old, I was addicted to sugar. One of my favorite sweet things was Cool Whip. (Or as Stewie says it in Family Guy, "Cool Hwip.) I had a pump or two of the soap in my hand. I guess I thought "It looks kinda like Cool Whip so maybe it tastes like it, too." Being the dumbass that I was, I put a HUGE glob of it in my mouth. I thought it would taste like whipped cream. *I WAS VERY WRONG!* I didn't get sick and nobody had to call Poison Control or anything like that but that was when I learned not to eat foaming hand soap, even if it looked like it would taste good. I'm now 17 and every time that memory pops back into my head, I CAN STILL TASTE THAT DAMN SOAP!

    Big Donuts and Pink CupcakesBig Donuts and Pink CupcakesАй мурун
  • Yo i knew a kid names Andy Fuentes, he was scared of me sometimes. Sorry Andy if that's you

    Laycie PittmanLaycie PittmanАй мурун
  • Okay but on a more serious topic.....where did you get that shirt cause I want it??

    HeavenHeaven2 ай мурун
  • I don't know what pva glue is but primary school is where kids of 5/6/7 years old(you know it depends on when you're born or what time you start school) don't know what your school is called when they are at that age but after primary it's high school Sorry if it's confusing but it's just school for kids around 5-6 years old and they go there till grade 6 where they are around 10-12 As I said it depends on when the person was born and joined school

    Ricshell PinnockRicshell Pinnock2 ай мурун
  • Sorry Alonzo, but you don't really know ANYTHING. I mean, you didn't even know what "LOOT" was, and like literally everybody else knows what it means. So basically what I'm trying to tell you is, you should ask ANY OTHER KGworldr what these things mean, and if don't know how to contact them, just watch some of their videos or use Wikipedia or something. Make sure to do all of the research BEFORE you make the video.

    Leo EitanLeo Eitan2 ай мурун
  • a lady did that in the complex, the car went backwards and ran her over into a ditch she lives but duh, don't leave small kids in running cars

    Rudyard KiplingRudyard Kipling2 ай мурун
  • 3:21 I’m dead I’m alive but I’m dead

    BOOGZ MAYBOOGZ MAY2 ай мурун
  • When I like 4 or 5 it was a school day and my mama was getting me dress and when she walked out the room to go get my sock I went in her closet and got into a tote of shoes and put clothes all over me and all I saw was my mom and my sister walk back and forth calling my name and it’s a two way closet

    Lowkii. breeLowkii. bree2 ай мурун
  • I know what I did at 6 months this old because my parents tell me

    Faith BrownFaith Brown2 ай мурун
    • About time I seen this comment

      Fire_ant_ 187xFire_ant_ 187x22 күн мурун
  • Okay I’m sorry. For that one where they are the ant and it tasted like windex... How did they know what Windex tastes like???

    Isabel OjedaIsabel Ojeda2 ай мурун
  • Dumbest thing I did as a kid. When I was at a doc visit, I was bored. So I was cracking the door open and peeking out. My mom and sister said you better quit before you get caught. So as I m peeking out the doc approaches. Out of fear I shove the door closed and caught my bottom lip in the door! The doc freed me as he entered then proceeded to scold my sister and mom for laughing uncontrollably... I still have big lips!!!

    chester carlislechester carlisle2 ай мурун
  • Okay when I was like two I ate a lightbulb and when I was in 6th grade to get out of school I pretended I couldn't feel my legs I ended up going to the hospital where I continued to pretend I couldn't feel my legs then I had to get blood drawn it was all a lie but we found out I had a low white blood cell count the next day at school I told everyone I had major health issues and that they should all leave me alone bc I was very antisocial

    AxelAxel2 ай мурун
  • Sometimes at school when I was younger and really hungry I would eat pebbles, dirt, and dust. I also enjoyed chalk. I like how dry they tasted on my tongue. I was doing this until I was ten years old. I also ate a piece of cabinet and took a big bite whenever I needed a snack. Mom never found out. I did this when I was ten. My friends and I would also snack on the raw onions growing near the playground at school. We used to eat them in front of the teachers while they judged us. Looking at us like we were crazy. We were. I tried to put my finger in a pencil sharpener too. I use to used scissors to cut off the pieces of skin around my nail. When I was younger I also believed there were snakes under my bed. My mom said it was because my grandma did voodoo. I'm also very scared of vacuums because I believe to this day that if I get too close it will suck up my toes. I used to sleep on the floor because I liked it more than my soft comfy bed. I used to eat paper too. Last one I liked to dance naked.

    A Billion Bears and meA Billion Bears and me2 ай мурун
  • When I was about 4-5, my parents listened to the radio a lot. I didn’t really understand how they got random songs to play all the time, so I started to believe that all the singers and bands were playing every time a song played. I didn’t realize they recorded the songs before. So, whenever my parents would turn on the radio, I would throw a tantrum and say “those singers probably want to go home! Don’t make them sing again!!” My parents didn’t understand at all. One time when we were driving, my parents turned the radio on. I got so mad so I unbuckled and reached forward and slapped the radio in the car. I started screaming and crying because it hurt so much and my parents had to pull over to buckle me back up and we had to stop and wrap my arm up since I slapped the car so hard.

    Zoe MarcusZoe Marcus2 ай мурун
  • When I was in pre-school, there was a few toys that we played with that I got really attached to and ended up taking them home. When my parents asked me about them, I had said that I won them as a prize for some stupid contest or something. One I specifically remember was a “silly face contest” which jeez Louise I don’t know WHY my parents believed it 😂 But in like 5th or 6th grade, the huge amount of overwhelming guilt had caught up with me and on the way home from school I broke down crying and told my mom that I had stolen them, thinking she was gonna be so pissed. She wasn’t, but to appease my guilt she took me back to my preschool where I could apologise for my heinous crimes 🤷‍♀️

    Panic! In The TimelinePanic! In The Timeline2 ай мурун
  • My mom told me when I was 3 years old she completely freaked out after she found me sitting on the floor eating a broken light bulb. I wasn't cut up or anything but it gave her a good scare.

    Emily WilliamsEmily Williams2 ай мурун
  • Apparently we were all very stupid 5 year olds 🤣

    Zoe GrayZoe Gray2 ай мурун
  • Eeeee

    Your local crackheadYour local crackhead2 ай мурун
  • When Alonzo read a comment saying"A child tried to look under a pregnant woman's skirt to see de baby,It reminded of Grownups 2 when Adam Sandler said he told his son that babies come from their mother's poop n the kid always went to the bathroom too stare at his mom's poop to check if babies do come from poop😂😂😂💔

    Thandeka NkosiThandeka Nkosi2 ай мурун